businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

YO BUT WHY DO YOU WANNA SHOW YOUR POTENTIAL EMPLOYER THAT YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY HAVE A TUMBLR

i was never an emo kid so idk how to relate to people of my generation what do i do
should i start my emo phase now and pretend it’s 2008? do i write an imaginary scenario in which my alter-ego has been through this?
or do i continue in my ignorant ways and face the awkwardness each time i make a new friend? what

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cup-of-magic:

muffindess:


Genetically modified flowers glow in the dark

Australian company Bioconst has released a line of genetically modified fluorescent flowers that produce a protein that glow when exposed to a proprietary UV LED


I WANT A GARDEN OF THESE THINGS THEN STRING UP THOSE UV LED LIGHT THINGIES. THEN HAVE FIRE-CIRCLE-NAKED-DANCING -PARTIES BY MOON AND FLOWER POWER LIGHT. GOTTA HAVE SOME FIREFLIES TOO BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT.
THAT IS ALL I WANT.

look at the veins! :D

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420, via matthewputih)

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hope-sweet-hope:

110% ready for Spring & Summer! 🌲🌞

aw u lil country bumpkin ;)

high-zen-burg:

this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs 

the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear

who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies

who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.

you’re loved too. don’t forget that.

(via matthewputih)

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beben-eleben:


How to get a boyfriend